Apparently, when you already have five drunken-driving
convictions, you'll try almost anything to get out of a sixth.
The proof is a Montana man who crashed his pickup truck into
a light pole in Billings recently.
When asked who was driving, the 42-year-old man told
responding police officers that it wasn't his fault because he wasn't driving
the truck - a unicorn was behind the wheel at the time.
The judge didn't buy the unicorn story, and charged the man
with drunken driving and criminal endangerment.